Real Canadian

Real conversation heard by me while walking past a hotel.

Carla-"We are travelling through and would like a shower, how much would it cost to use your hotel to shower?"

Canadian-(Imagine in your best Canadian/Minnesota accent) "Oh jeez, uh, I don't know eh, uh, you should, uh, probably come back tomorrow and talk to the manager about it eh?"

I know the full beauty of the moment could never be fully captured in text but I figured I'd give it a shot.